Yesterday, I wrote about the reasons that companies hire and fire people. Basically, if a company can make money on you, they’ll hire you and if they are losing money on you, they will consider letting you go. Eric Peterson read my post and asked me to consider a question he gets regularly:
I guess the one thing I wonder about, and this is probably because I hear from a lot of folks who aren’t getting the management support they’d like, is what do you do if the existing chain-of-command simply doesn’t support the analyst “making money?”
Does that make sense? This is the age old complaint about “we provide insights that go nowhere …”
Are any of you in this position? Do you know of anyone in this position? It’s not uncommon at all. In fact at the recent xChange conference, I sat in on a session dedicated to this exact subject. It was called, “Getting Analysts to Produce Analysis and Getting the Business to Listen.” One solution the group came up with was to use what we call an “Upfront Contract” with the decision makers. You can read more about that in the post.
But what do you do if the company you work for simply won’t listen to you? They pay you a decent salary to analyze the website, but they won’t implement your suggestions. In other words, the company is not making money on you. Now, you are in the difficult position of being considered an unnecessary cost. Seeing as the economy is heading South quickly, this is not a position you want to be in.
As a business owner, I feel that every employee has a fiduciary responsibility to the company that pays their salary to provide the best work they can and to produce a profit for their company. Therefore, I feel the most ethical think to do would be to march into your bosses office and announce in a loud steady voice that you feel your contributions are not valued and that you don’t think it is appropriate for the company to waste it’s hard fought earnings on you. You should immediately resign.
Ha, Ha, just kidding. Of course you’re not going to resign. You’ve got a spouse and kids at home who couldn’t care less that your company doesn’t listen to you. They want luxuries such as food, shelter and clothing. They are not interested in you taking a moral stand at work. It’s time for an alternative approach.
At this point, you need to evaluate how much time you have. If you are working for the federal government, you can relax. They are unlikely to stop spending taxpayer money any time soon. Just keep cruising. However, if you work for GM, you may need to start planning yesterday.
How much clout does your boss have? How much clout does your department have? Who do you need to suck up to? Start perusing the job boards at your company. If you work for a Fortune 500 company, you can probably move laterally to another department that is more stable and secure.
Do you have colleagues in competition with you? Perhaps you could sabotage their work or position yourself in a more favorable light. After all, if the company execs call for a 50% cut, you don’t have to be great, you simply have to be better than the person standing next to you.
One thing you should seriously consider, however, is starting your own business. Now, given the fact that you’ve got payments to make on your sub-prime loan, I wouldn’t start your new business without a steady stream of customers. Therefore, you’ll need to moonlight.
I keep reading tons of job postings on the Web Analytics Forum. Perhaps some of those employers would be happy to have an experienced part-time contractor rather than an expensive full time employee. It’s time to call in your chips at your favorite web analytics vendor. They surely know who is looking for support with their products. Find out and make some inquiries.
OK, I know that most of you will not follow my advice on this one. Frankly, I’m only kidding about most of this anyway. However, the sad truth is this; there is no good solution if you are in a bad situation at work. My only serious advice is to do the best you can, including:
- Do the best you can
- Find persuasive ways to make money or save money at your company.
- Use the upfront contract
- Network with others. Get to know Eric Peterson
- Attend the WA shows
- Try your best to improve your companies profitability
- Be a pleasant person at work
- Keep your eyes open for other internal opportunities
- Absolutely consider doing freelance work
- Pay attention to the job postings at the WAA
- Put your resume out there.
- Keep your spending low at home. Don’t make major purchases.
- Pay off your high interest debts
- Sell off unneeded assets on ebay.
- Find out about the unemployment benefits your state offers
- Get additional training from your company or other sources if you can.
- Be a continuous student. Keep learning.
- Appreciate every day that you still have a job.
- Don’t give up and don’t stress too much about this. If you’re reading this post now, you’re probably smart enough to figure this all out in the end.
Good luck. Feedback welcome.

During one of the huddles at xChange, a good question came up. What does Analytics look like? Is it a report, a graph or even a conversation?
One of the huddles I attended at xChange was entitled “Getting Analysts to Produce Analysis and Getting the Business to Listen.” I was mostly interested in the first part on how to get the analysts to produce, but I was far outnumbered by the others who wanted to know how to get the business to listen.